The Interview

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? 

Applicant: That's easy, 499 

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? 

Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. 

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? 

Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. 

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why? 

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge. 

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? 

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday. 

Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died, Why? 

Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned? 

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.